中国字很有意思

中國字很有意思!  

2個口是什麼字？ (回）
3個口是什麼字？ (品）
4個口是什麼字？ (田）
5個口是什麼字？ (吾）
10個口是什麼字？ (古）
11個口是什麼字？ (吉）
88個口是什麼字？ (谷）
1000個口是什麼字？ (舌）

答案就在此詩中⋯⋯ 

回首凝望美山河, 
品味人生笑唱歌。
田園美景碧似玉, 
吾心沉醉此景多。
古人亦懷此胸襟, 
吉人福地萬事和。
谷中無懮歲月好，
舌根常享菜餚樂

Signs of aging

Written by a confident lady ...

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them .......
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion .....
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband, 
 I left my keys in the car .... and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁

Don't laugh alone 😄😄😅 

So many things go wrong daily, you can't blame yourself  all the time. 😉😊