2021年6月15日星期二

西施与我

人生充满变数,而且令人有身不由己的感觉。有人临老入花丛,有人临老入孤老院,有人临老进医院,而我却临老孤单寂寞,竞然包养起西施这美女来消遣过余生。
说起西施,她就是我退休后,三女儿怕我寂寞难耐,千挑万选后送我的61岁生日礼物,希望我与她能朝朝暮暮 ,和谐共处,相依为命。经过三年的同居共住,如今我们已经到了她不能没有我,我心目中也不能没有她的地步。
日常起居饮食形影不离,三餐在一起进食,我吃我专爱的稀粥拌菜,她吃营养均衡的粮食,日子相安无事,也过得挺快乐,真是写意人生。
平时我出门去应酬或看戏,她也跟想跟随,通常我都不会拒绝她,因为我根本舍不的离开她。有时情况不允许,即使她不在我身边,我会有点不自在,甚至忐忑不安。幸亏应酬只有半个时辰左右,并不会造成我与她感情的隔阂。有时出门还要带她一起去。上轿车时。,我必须先替她开车门,然后抱她上车;到目的地,泊了车,我先下车,再次替她开车门,再把她抱下车。有时她还赖着不肯马上下车,这时,我非好言相劝不可。有一次送她上美发店修剪梳理兼美容,她就向我撒娇,不肯下车,后来还惊动了美发店那风骚的老板娘亲自出动才搞定。
西施也和我一样怕寂寞,所以平时在家,她就在院子里闲逛,要不然,她就静悄悄的在我身边酣睡了。有时当我正在看书阅报,或上网写部落格,她就会安静的陪伴我。排忧解闷唯有休闲活动,游戏的节目几乎不可少,有时我们互相追逐,有时我以球逗她嬉戏,这样她就会很开心愉快,而我更是乐不可支。
沐浴洗澡是西施最喜欢事,温水把她玉体弄湿了,再用沐浴乳揉檫整身,然后才轻轻的把她放躺在浴缸里泡洗,任由我替她按摩,从头部到胸部,再到下体,摸摸捏捏,按按搓搓,她简直舒服极了,连哼也不哼一声,不舍得离开浴缸。
每天三次就是陪美女西施出门遛达的好时光。早上中午各一次出外走走,让她方便方便。晚饭后再散步,小孩们一看到西施,莫不惊叹她的美丽可爱,走起路来有板有眼,问长问短:她叫什么名啦,她几岁啦,成人关心的就是她要不要结婚生孩子啦,真是不一而足。
临老得此庆生宠物——西施犬,能不羡煞旁人?是福气? 还是累赘?我就像哑巴吃馄饨——心里有数!

2021年6月1日星期二

疯与笨

瘋 治得好
笨 治不好

一博士開車回家,行經一家瘋人療養院,突然爆胎。 

博士急忙下車換輪胎,情急之下,不小心四顆螺絲從水溝鐵蓋縫隙掉入水溝裡。

用盡方法,仍無法將螺絲撈起,不知如何是好…

這時在一旁圍觀許久的”病人” 裏其中一人對博士說:你先把其他三個輪胎 各拆一個螺絲來裝,再開去修車廠ㄚ!

博士一時頓悟,果然不一會兒車子輪胎就裝好了!

這時博士既感恩。又疑惑地問 : 你這麼聰明,怎麼會待在療養院?

 ”病人” 說:我是瘋子,又不是笨蛋!

博士聽了滿臉羞愧,不過還是感恩地 對 ”病人” 說:那祝你早日康復!

”病人” 也很誠懇地對博士說:我這個病是會好的。但你的笨,是醫不好的!

笨 – 沒藥醫!你今天笑了嗎?看完之後,笑一笑幫助消化 !!
😆😆😆😆😆

2021年5月28日星期五

毛孩——力诺RENO

 2015年,我家的德国牧羊犬,Lucky因肾脏衰竭安乐走了。孩子在2016年生日前送来西施犬——力诺RENO。


从此,我家又有狗狗的吠声了。日常生活中,有我就有他,在家,出门还是少不了他的身影。有时,我趟在客厅睡觉,看电视,时间一到5点左右了,有时我迷迷糊糊睡着了,他就在我身边转来转去,时而向我汪汪叫,时而舔我脸部,非得叫醒我不可,如此这般,我就在他准时催促之下,带他出门遛跶一大圈,同时我也散步运动筋骨,算时锻炼身体吧!这样写意的日子也过得挺满意的。







2021年5月22日星期六

A True Story

*A true story....*
💫 🩺💉🦠

Over 80 years ago, in Greece, sixty thousand Jews lived peacefully in Thessaloniki. It was a valued and vibrant community.

Most of these Jews worked in the port, to the point, that port of Thessaloniki was even closed on Saturday or Shabbat, the Jewish day when religion forbids working. Great emeritus rabbis also lived and studied there. Everyone hung out and liked each other.

But on September 2, 1939, with the outbreak of World War II, this peaceful community would one day feel the terror of the Nazis.
On April 6, 1941, Hitler invaded Greece in order to secure his southern front before launching the famous Operation Barbarossa and his great offensive against Russia.

Of the 60,000 Jews in Thessaloniki, around 50,000 were exterminated at the Birkenau concentration camp. The massacre of the Jews of Greece was brief, but intense. Very few escaped. Among the survivors there was a family known as Bourla.
And after the war, in 1961, a son was born into this miraculous family in the camps. His parents called him Israel - Abraham. He grew up and studied veterinary medicine in Greece. A brilliant student, Abraham got his doctorate in reproductive biotechnology at the veterinary school of Aristotle University in Salonika.
At the age of 34, he decided to move to the United States.
He changed his first name Abraham to Albert and met a Jewish woman named Miriam, who then became his wife. Together they had two children.
In the United States, Albert was integrated into the medical industry. He progressed very quickly and joined a pharmaceutical company, where he became "Head Manager". From there, the road was short for little Abraham (Albert) to rise through the ranks to become Chief Operation Officer before obtaining his appointment as CEO of the company in 2019.
Throughout 2020, Albert decided to direct all the efforts of the company to try to find a vaccine against a new virus which had just struck the world. He expended great financial and technological efforts to achieve his goal. A year later, his work paid off and the WHO (World Health Organization) and US government authorized his company to produce the long-awaited vaccine.
Today, this vaccine is being distributed globally including Germany, which counted thousands of deaths due to the pandemic. Ironically, this vaccine which will save the lives of millions of people around the world including many Germans, was led by a little Jew from Thessaloniki, son of the Holocaust survivors. Most of his people were exterminated by Nazi Germany.
And that is why Israel became the first country to receive the vaccine. In memory of his grandparents and his parents who gave birth to Israel-Abraham Bourla, known today as *Albert Bourla: CEO of Pfizer*! 

💕Wow...what a story & achievement!!👏👌

MCO3

MCO3.1 has shortened business hours. Will it reduce Covid cases? I think it’ll increase them instead.
The reason is that shortened hours will increase the density of shoppers/patrons within business premises, thereby decreasing average social distances. 
The risk to workers running the business could be higher because patrons get served slower & slower to get out of the premises. The viral loads from patrons are thus higher. Whether this can be offset by shorter hours will depend on many factors.

2021年1月17日星期日

另类讣告


阅报常见大千世界,光怪陆离的社会现象,或许目前大家都处身行管令雷厉风行的期间。

报载名人准拿督是六代大父逝世,孝男是社会贤达殷商,长袖善舞,交流广阔不在话下。

鉴于行管行厉行期间,必须遵守当局的SOP,除了吊唁日期时间与地点外,帛金不可免,特地在讣告登刊报章下端加注帛金由银行代收。

办丧不忘交情,我是第一次看到,能不写吗?

2021年1月11日星期一

缴付地税


年初又到缴付地税的时候了!今年,可能是新冠病疫情有越来越严重的趋势,很多民众和我一样,在家上网付还交易,方便,快捷又人身安全,可是事与愿违,只好亲自到土地局一趟,亲自缴付地税。

遵循SOP后,走入县署大厦后领取了号码,马上就在呼叫我手上的号码,拿出去年土地税收据加上备好的缴税数目,柜台服务员说今年又回扣,130令吉,退回32令吉。

我惊讶,土地局的办事效率非常高!

2021年1月8日星期五

牙医诊所

下午四点钟,我到平阶衔优胜牙科诊所看诊。
挂了号就依照指示到二楼。
我把假牙如实告诉郑医生,他取下我的上颚假牙,大约十五分钟后,又把假牙装回味,这时我觉得没那么松脱了。护士告诉我没问题了!
我临走前,护士告诉我这次服务费免了,一般假牙齿在二三年内就须要换新的。她说如果不满意现有的假牙,要换新的可以随时找回他们。

2021年1月7日星期四

阿嫲,你开口笑一笑

 晚上九时许,小五与母亲出外回家。

往常,她一进门就冲上前搂抱阿嫲,今晚她一脚踏入客厅,看见阿嫲就微笑着问:“阿嫲,你开口笑一笑。”

阿嫲自然莞尔一笑,她一个滑稽动作,噗嗤一笑:“阿嫲冲凉刷牙了,没有牙齿了!——我不要抱抱你,怕有covid,我还没有冲凉!“

2021年1月6日星期三

老人班

 今早,三岁三个月的小五又要上幼儿班了。眼看她近来爱说话了,唠唠叨叨,我想她可能会较成熟了,想多交朋友,提前适应正规教育了。

回想去年,当我们两佬驱车护送她们上学时,总是会有些许小插曲。在她还常闹情绪的情况下,在新冠病毒的恐慌下,“合理”停班了。

今早在餐桌上一家人吃早点。我问她姐姐上什么班?

“草莓班。”小姐姐抢着说。

我们想看小五的反应,她一时说不上来,反问阿公:“你......你上什么班?”

“老人班”。

“有老人斑咩?“

我手指着脸颊上的老人斑,”这就是老人斑咯。”

一家五口哄堂大笑,尤其是孩子的母亲!