一个五岁大的女孩追问奶奶：“上帝是男的还是女的？”
奶奶想一下回答说：“上帝是介于男女之间的。”
这让小女孩感到迷惑，他又接着问：“上帝是白人还是黑人？”
“上帝既是黑人又是白人。”奶奶说。
小女孩更加糊涂了，于是她紧接问：“上帝是诚实的还是不诚实的？”
奶奶不耐烦了，答道：“上帝既诚实又不诚实。”
这下小女孩露出笑脸好像明白了什么似的，问道：“上帝是不是迈克杰逊？”
Who is The Lord?
A five-year-old girl keeps asking her grandma,“ is The Lord a male or female?”
Grandma replies after thinking a while,” The Lord is in between male and female? “
The reply confuses the little girl, she keeps on asking, “ is The Lord black or white? “
“The Lord is either a black nor a white ? “ grandma says.
The little girl becomes fascinated, then she keeps on asking, “ is The Lord honest or dishonest ? “
Grandma becomes impatient, she replies, “ The Lord either honest nor dishonest. “
Only then, a smiling face appears, the little girl seems to understand, she says, “ Oh, I see, is The Lord Michael Jackson? “
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